Name: Kiara
Age: 21
From: Rutland
Education: Degree in Natural Sciences from the University of Cambridge
Aim: To restore class, prestige and dignity to professional wrestling
Debut: March 20th 2016
Trained by: Robbie Brookside, Gareth Harris and Julia Knight
I am Kiara, although you may remember me as the most intelligent woman you will ever have the privilege of watching in professional wrestling.
When setting out on my life journey I had but one objective: to take on the most difficult challenges available to me and, naturally, conquer every single one of them.
It all began with what I consider the foundation of one’s life, education. After breezing through school at A* level, my representatives informed me of, amongst others, an offer to read Natural Sciences at the University of Cambridge. I envisaged opportunities to study and conquer Neuroscience, using my knowledge of brain functions to outsmart any future opponents in the ring. By translating science into wrestling I could dominate my intellectually inferior rivals and rise to the top of the United Kingdom’s harebrained women's rankings.
I accepted the offer to join elite students from all over the world, embracing the Cambridge culture and dominating in a variety of athletic activities including notoriously beating our half-wit rivals Oxford at Javelin, earning myself an exclusive invitation to the 150th anniversary of the Trinity Ball this summer. I have of course attended before and will do again but let me assure you, the oysters and champagne there are as good as you have no doubt heard. Or maybe you haven’t heard, seeing as the vast majority of the wrestling community struggles to scrape together even 5 GCSEs at A-C level. Quite frankly, my opponents brand themselves 'queens' and proclaim domination over their competition but I look at their résumés and all that comes to mind is 'what have you actually achieved in life?'
Myself? I graduated from the most prestigious university in the world at the age of 20. I have been training in wrestling since then, fully aware that a strong body is just as important as a sharp mind. As you can evidently see in the images below, I pull off the strong, athletic look just as much as I do the classy gown. Before you ask, yes that is my Trinity Ball dress in the picture. I couldn't shake off the paparazzi all evening. And the cigar was exquisite.
I am here to enlighten the uneducated and restore natural beauty to an increasingly filtered, plastic and just plain revolting generation of women. With a mixture of strength, elegance, beauty and unrivalled intellect, I can assure you that Kiara is a name you will remember. Now go and read a book, darlings, I have a wine tasting event to attend.
Age: 21
From: Rutland
Education: Degree in Natural Sciences from the University of Cambridge
Aim: To restore class, prestige and dignity to professional wrestling
Debut: March 20th 2016
Trained by: Robbie Brookside, Gareth Harris and Julia Knight
I am Kiara, although you may remember me as the most intelligent woman you will ever have the privilege of watching in professional wrestling.
When setting out on my life journey I had but one objective: to take on the most difficult challenges available to me and, naturally, conquer every single one of them.
It all began with what I consider the foundation of one’s life, education. After breezing through school at A* level, my representatives informed me of, amongst others, an offer to read Natural Sciences at the University of Cambridge. I envisaged opportunities to study and conquer Neuroscience, using my knowledge of brain functions to outsmart any future opponents in the ring. By translating science into wrestling I could dominate my intellectually inferior rivals and rise to the top of the United Kingdom’s harebrained women's rankings.
I accepted the offer to join elite students from all over the world, embracing the Cambridge culture and dominating in a variety of athletic activities including notoriously beating our half-wit rivals Oxford at Javelin, earning myself an exclusive invitation to the 150th anniversary of the Trinity Ball this summer. I have of course attended before and will do again but let me assure you, the oysters and champagne there are as good as you have no doubt heard. Or maybe you haven’t heard, seeing as the vast majority of the wrestling community struggles to scrape together even 5 GCSEs at A-C level. Quite frankly, my opponents brand themselves 'queens' and proclaim domination over their competition but I look at their résumés and all that comes to mind is 'what have you actually achieved in life?'
Myself? I graduated from the most prestigious university in the world at the age of 20. I have been training in wrestling since then, fully aware that a strong body is just as important as a sharp mind. As you can evidently see in the images below, I pull off the strong, athletic look just as much as I do the classy gown. Before you ask, yes that is my Trinity Ball dress in the picture. I couldn't shake off the paparazzi all evening. And the cigar was exquisite.
I am here to enlighten the uneducated and restore natural beauty to an increasingly filtered, plastic and just plain revolting generation of women. With a mixture of strength, elegance, beauty and unrivalled intellect, I can assure you that Kiara is a name you will remember. Now go and read a book, darlings, I have a wine tasting event to attend.